I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
love makes seman taste better
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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