No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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