I wannas sexs uuuuu
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
what is it with giant penises always finding me
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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