hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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