Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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