if you like me you must not know who I am
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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