Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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