My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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