Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I smell stomach acid.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
