i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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