1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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