my soul wont recognize me after tonight
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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