so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Drake has all the answers
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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