My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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