She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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