gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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