Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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