hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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