why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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