Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
well you can't waste a boner
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize
