PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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