That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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