Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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