doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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