Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Randomize
