I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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