I accidentally burped into my bong.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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