We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
