At least make sure they are 18
Why
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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