I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Randomize
