hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
