is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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