do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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