About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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