how can u be prego again
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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