I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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