How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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