all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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