Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
