Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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