I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Do you still have your period?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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