Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
be right there i have to get my cape
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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