Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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