He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
