i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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