just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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