actually, I'm a sock model
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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