I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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