I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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