why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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