i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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