Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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